Rapping hobbits.
Now all you Boffins and Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfeet
I'm the skinny hobbit with all the fat beats
My name is Merry and I'm five feet tall
I used to fuck shit up at Brandybuck hall
My man Bilbo's older than Gerontius Took
Yeah you can read about it in the big Red Book.

Listen to the MP3s here while they last -- I have a feeling the Tolkien estate will discover this eventually and have it shut down.