windhaven exhalations

an irregular blog from Windhaven Press

A blog about New England, politics in New Hampshire, book publishing, rennovating a 200-year-old farmhouse & barn, knitting, cats & other mayhem.

Tuesday, May 22, 2001

The Lab (Apostrophic Lab)

Incredible font lab -- Postscript as well as (blech) TrueType fonts. Professional designers. I can't say enough good things about this site. The designs are fun, innovative, clean, useful, playful, weird, marvelous.

Friday, May 18, 2001

Sumo Sailor Moon
The first annual Sumo Wrestlers Dress Up Like Your Happy Favorite Sailor Moon Fun Donkey Glad Character Convention. I could not make this up in a hundred years.

From the article: "The sailor Venuses feeling "one upped" and dejected started a brawl with the sailor Jupiters. Fueled by wildly colored skirts, tight binding panties and homosexual undertones a full-scale riot broke out between wrestlers of every sailor variety.

"The insurgence consisted of many participants stripping naked and attempting to use their "sailor powers." These aforementioned powers mainly consisted of more grabass and belly slapping. Some Rotund ruffians used the plastic swords and scepters that accompanied their ensample. After eleven minutes the fighting ended. All the participants, tired and sweaty, gave up attempting to maim their fellow transvestites and the convention continued without further incident ..."

And, not to be outdone -- the mindboggling pictures taken by an attendee of the convention: http://www.os.xaxon.ne.jp/~rini/sailor/sumo/index.htm

Wednesday, May 09, 2001

Ugly Rooms for the Beautiful People (LILEKS (James) :: Institute :: Interior Desecrators) From the section "Use Color Confidently!" :

Tired of your dated, hippie-crap wallpaper? Here's how to get it off for nothing! Invite over a really straight friend. Slip some LSD in her drink. Put on a 45 of "White Rabbit" and set it to play over and over and over again. Just when your friend starts to trip, say "This is what the inside of Jerry Garcia's prostate looks like." Then leave the room and lock the door.

Come back in an hour, and she'll have scraped all the wallpaper off with her fingernails! Works better than messy solutions or steamers, and the blood washes right off.

Or it blends in with the furniture!

Friday, May 04, 2001

The White House Private Email System - No Unauthorised Access

Rest of The Brains Trusts looks interesting too. I especially like the article about "Tommy the Search Engine." Gave me ... pause.

Tuesday, May 01, 2001

A Memorial for Scarlet / Lisa
One of the founding members of the original VP1 community died on April 13th. "Scarlet Delaney" will be remembered for her gift of poetry, and her gift to the Virtual Places community by bringing the tradition of the Poetry Den (now "Poetry Cafe") to VP.